I was having a conversation with my friend Victoria last Wednesday and she brought up the topic of dating in the gay world. She had the audacity to say that gay men had it easier. She doesn’t realize how easy the lesbian community has it. I’ve seen how they do it…..I’m not dumb….I know how it goes down for those taco eaters.
Meeting for the first time at Home Depot……
Lesbian 1: (in a masculine voice) Hi, I’m Nikki…..what’s your name?
Lesbian 2: (in a lipstick voice) I’m Rosa, that’s a nice flannel shirt you have on.
Lesbian 1: Do you like to camp? I have a compass and a canoe.
Lesbian 2: I LOVE to camp….and….I think….I love you.
Lesbian 1: Wanna move in together?
I swear this is how it happens every time. They discuss Ani DeFranco? or some sporting event and they find mutual love. Gay men, on the other hand…well, it’s not so easy. We are more selective, we have to weigh our options…we think of the future……we plan…we moisturize for God’s sake!.